On a lighthearted note, a few job ads you might have seen somewhere:*
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Central Otago Stud Farm requires single young man.
Secretarial/Clerical: Excellent word-processing and typing skills. Conscious, creative, and detail-oriented.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Our experienced Mum will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Mothers helper needed—peasant working conditions.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contribution to growth of family.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Part-time help wanted. Must have creative skills, driving license, and car without gong personality.
Wanted. Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Tired of cleaning yourself? LET ME DO IT.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
* These rosy, hopeful, hapless want ads come to us via Eats, Shites, & Leaves by A. Parody (love that pseudonym!). And now, entertained and enlightened, let’s all write on!
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