Some playful puns to start your day with a smile. These come to us via my dear friend Rich, who is always sending me wonderful ideas:
. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.
. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
. Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.
. Every calendar’s days are numbered.
. A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.
. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.
. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Bravo, Rich! And now entertained and enlivened, let’s all write on!
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