Pun Fun

Some playful puns to start your day with a smile. These come to us via my dear friend Rich, who is always sending me wonderful ideas:

. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

. Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.

. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

. A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.

. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Bravo, Rich! And now entertained and enlivened, let’s all write on!

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I am a writer and this is a motivational blog designed to help both writers and aspiring writers to push to the next level. Key themes are peak performance, passion, overcoming writing roadblocks, juicing up your creativity, and the joys of writing.
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