Some playful puns to start your day with a smile. These come to us via my dear friend Rich, who is always sending me wonderful ideas:

. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

. Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

. Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under.

. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

. A lot of money is tainted – taint yours and taint mine.

. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Bravo, Rich! And now entertained and enlivened, let’s all write on!

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