On the tickle-your-funny bone front, a few word slips and trips:*
Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
For sale: three canaries of undermined sex.
Free puppies…part German Shepherd, part dog.
Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Free; farm kittens. Ready to eat.
Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Amanda washer: $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
For sale: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry.
Must sell: 3 grave spaces, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.
German Shepherd. 85 pounds. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Have several old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
For sale: Instant coffee table.
Great Dames for sale.
These blush-worthy bloopers come to us via Eats, Shites & Leaves by A. Parody (ha! Ha!) And now, amused and enthused, let us all write on!
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I love to laugh. These are brilliant!
I’m so glad these gave you a chuckle and brought a smile to your face!