On the tickle-your-funny bone front, a few word slips and trips:*

Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

For sale: three canaries of undermined sex.

Free puppies…part German Shepherd, part dog.

Toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Free; farm kittens. Ready to eat.

Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Amanda washer: $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

For sale: Braille dictionary. Must see to appreciate! Call Jerry.

Must sell: 3 grave spaces, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

German Shepherd. 85 pounds. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Have several old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

For sale: Instant coffee table.

Great Dames for sale.

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